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The hetero cheese just ain’t the same
Mum! The gays are at it again! THEY TURNED THE FREAKING CHEESE GAY!
You’re telling me that this cheese comes from lesbian greek feta sheep milk that having sex on the street?
Not just sex, e-sex
I just tried this with my fiance. She was indeed fascinated. And confused.
The spell works!
After an hour on the street corner and a pound of Kraft Singles, I can empirically conclude that it does not.
You have to use real, actual cheese, not cheese-like dairy product.
Can confirm - I used the finest English Cheddar.
I’m pretty sure this lifehack extends across gender barriers.