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And everyone in town will tell you how FUCKING life changing Scratchy Dick’s will be, then you try it, and it’s, like, just not bad.
Or worse: bad
The locals just call it The Shack and it might just be a dirty tourist trap but damn if their wings don’t slap and it has the cheapest and coldest beer on the beach.
And its the only place open all week
Locals call it Scringos
On the other hand, American beaches have far less old man dong swinging around.
Clear winner
Clear weiner?
Those are kept in the nightstand at home.
Yeah, because Americans are prudes and are afraid of human bodies, sex and abortions.
I’m not afraid of any of those things, I just don’t want to see some old guy’s low-hanging ballsack.
Don’t stare then
Sounds made up but 100% literally true
I found several Le Nautiluses in beach towns in France, so it checks out so far.
Here’s the other piece https://dirtydickscrabs.com/menu/
In Latin America too but they call them Mandinga Ranchs, basically “The biggest black dick of the biggest black dicks ranch”
