Those cars be so big.
It’s Texas, and those are actually fairly average around here.
didn’t know command-line interfaces were religious.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, TempleOS?
Over half the congregation can’t find the church.
Most Christian males don’t know what a clit is, so this is understandable.
That’s because the clitoris, and by extension the female orgasm, is a myth created by second wave feminists to make straight men seem sexually incompetent.
This has to be someones parody stunt and not a real, legitimate thing…right?
Yep. It’s not true.
Command line interface?!?! HELP I CANT EXIT VIMM!
:q!
is part of the shortcut?You literally type colon q exclamation mark [enter]
:
is basically telling vim that you want to execute a commandq
isquit
!
means without savingand hit enter to execute it
i thought it was a text emoji.
Very important: you have to either be in normal mode first or get there by pressing escape (or <C-[> (aka Ctrl+[)), which is mentioned in the edited image from Arrival, but left out of your explanation.
They probably have more trouble finding it than most
Lol everyone knows it doesn’t exist. Or where is it mentioned in the bible?! That’s right, nowhere
You obviously haven’t read Clitoridinthians 2:24
Clitorinthians rolls better
You are ignorant as fuck if you really believe that.
You can call me ignorant but the bible ain’t lying son
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You’re thinking of an encyclopaedophile, the Bybel is troof
Great job, men! We finally found it!
Is this real? I need this to be real.
It’s not.
I NEED THIS TO BE REAL.
I NEED THIS TO BE REAL.
I am the clit commander!!!
Some say the CLIT is a myth.
they just myth it because they dont really try
I passed a big church… Building? Idk it looked weird, but it had a bunch of Christian sayings on it, and one of them was “FEAR GO”
Whats wrong with GO?
It’s freaking hard man, I don’t think I coidl ever master it.
It’s a deeply complex game dating back thousands of years. It’s extremely compelling, difficult to learn, and you could spend a lifetime mastering it. I can understand why the church fears it. Who has time for a sermon when you could be studying Tsumego and learning Joseki?
I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional
It’s because it’s not real. It’s the internet. Question everthing.
So, I grew up in a super religious environment – which is where I grew up, not necessarily the folks in this picture. But if this was from my childhood, I would imagine it went down like this: there are quite a few people who are 100% bought in to the religious teachings. A few of those folks probably got together and developed this idea. No double entendre meant or understood. But there are also quite a few folks who are at least aware of the real world. Those folks saw this trainwreck unfolding in slow motion. But the problem is, sex is taboo. So what are they going to do? Raise the alarm? Explain to everyone who doesn’t know what a clit is? And then, worst of all, explain how they know what a clit is? Oh hell no. That’s just never going to happen. So if the team embarrasses themselves, well, I guess that was just God’s will.
They probably don’t even know what a clit is so my guess is it’s unintentional.
Oh I’ve met some pretty innocent Christians. Keep in mind that this is the same group that gets stressed by the word “damn”. Think pure thoughts!
Most I’ve met arent any more innocent than anyone else. They just feel guiltier about everything.
They knew what they were doing.
Yes, they certainly knew what they were dong.