I heard that google is sending fake focus groups invites to males around your area. Yeah, it’s true! Someone gullible enough to drive to their facility and sit in their special google chairs. Once they sit, the chair 💺 traps them and a small machine arm approaches in between their legs, injects local anesthesia and procedes to remove the genitalia. It was a really well done Fox News report that I heard on MPR. It’s supposed to be part of alphabet’s war on cancer. They will eventually have the robots smart enough to remove only cancer cells. But yeah, for now it’s removing the whole thing. So be on the lookout for that. And ads! I hate the ads!

I want a brain update and a penis upgrade please! Yes 275Tb of ram for my penis and 6" of brain 🧠!

You wouldn’t eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let’s eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!

Yeah, two months into it and they’ll be toast.

But I mean, you gotta install an app if you want that functionality. The key thing is if you do or do not have full control of that app. While you allow it freedom in your 🤳📱, is it doing stuff you are not aware of that you don’t want it to do. Like I found an app to do a sound sweep. Great, but will it go thru my contacts while I’m at work? It is going to learn about who I work with because it has blue tooth access. That’s just nefarious shitty business that should be illegal. Either tell me what it does or don’t do anything other than want you say it does. I also write my own apps for photography stuff and I wouldn’t want to have to go ask a judge if I can please use my phone for specific programming I want to do.

I gotta get employed there, but yeah similar effect.

No, we got married a little bit over a decade ago and that’s when we got sutterfly booklets with wedding photos for everyone. The rest is history… they kept our photos for more than 10 years in hope that we would go back and make more copies of the same party…but I mean, we haven’t been sexier than the amount of sexiness we had 10 years ago… I’m not loosing hope. But I do have all the originals and their raw files too.

Like, my answer to come buy some shit because we got your photos would be “why do you have my photos, please delete them”

Fuck, I don’t wanna marry! I just wanna fuck around. I’m already married, what, who’s this thing wanting to marry this time?

It’s already Christmas ⛄🎁! I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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Ah. Are you trying to write about Theodore Roosevelt? Bing can help!

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Here are 10,000 links to Theodore Roosevelt

The fox…

Oh fine. I didn’t return it for a full refund, just in case anyone else hasn’t either.

I just need one for that.

Outlook will soon know if you’re properly dressed for work while you’re WFH in case you’re not. They will detect pink pixels on your camera. They will detect gurgling noises, thuds, clapping noises, spitting, long wave vibrations such as fun chair bouncing and short wave vibrations such as clipping your hair sounds. The future is worthless! I mean endless!

Nobody needs more google drive storage my friend. Nobody does.

I haven’t yet! So how was it?

Brain drain is the perfect way to end monopolies.

The prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.

Ok press the start button and slowly scan your penis, asshole and testicles. First apply included wax and pull forcefully and swiftly to remove hair.

Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!

So there’s an air leak upstream allowing a fire inside the gas line. And the house didn’t go up in flames I assume. Probably this situation would not end in a big explosion but rather just a house fire. Still pretty scary.