“Your military robots slaughtered that whole city! We need answers! Somebody must take responsibility!”
“Aaw, that really sucks starts rubbing nipples I’ll submit a ticket and we’ll let you know. If we don’t call in 2 weeks…call again and we can go through this over and over until you give up.”
“Deploy the fully autonomous loitering munition drone!”
“Sir, the drone decided to blow up a kindergarten.”
“Not our problem. Submit a bug report to Lockheed Martin.”
“Your military robots slaughtered that whole city! We need answers! Somebody must take responsibility!”
“Aaw, that really sucks starts rubbing nipples I’ll submit a ticket and we’ll let you know. If we don’t call in 2 weeks…call again and we can go through this over and over until you give up.”
“NO! I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR NOW”
“Suuure, please hold.”
Nah, too straightforward for a real employee. Also, they would be talking to a phone robot instead that will mever let them talk to a real person.