A few weeks after we met, we realized that we had to write a joint paper because the combination of our last names, in the usual alphabetical order, is remarkably obscene.
-D. Cox
legend
The D speaks the truth
The best part is that Cox and Zucker didn’t give it the name Cox-Zucker machine themselves, because you’re not supposed to name things after yourself. A third person, Schwartz, caught the joke and gave it the name.
How do we know Schwartz wasn’t in on it?
The Schwartz was with them.
But can you Handel it?
the “see also” lol
English isn’t my first language. I don’t wanna spoil the joke but someone explain the joke here or in dms. What is a cox ring?
It sounds like cock. A cock ring is a ring that a person would put on a penis for sexual simulation, the same as using a dildo.
Source. For research purpose.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cox–Zucker_machineCrap I’ll never be able to slide that into a casual conversation.
Well you could just lie when someone asks what you do for work and say:
“I’m a mathematician actually. I spend the vast majority of my time working with the Cox-Zucker machine.”
“You would know”
“Hell yeah I would”
“What”
“What”
The absolute madlads