Fartology is an up and coming science.
This calculator is flawed. The allowable range of fart duration is 1-5 seconds, and I’ve definitely exceeded that on more than one occasion.
It’s wrong on both ends. (Heh)
I’ve heard deafening quarter-second farts that stop all conversation in a room of 50+ people
Can anyone get a higher number out of this?
Farts in my sibling’s face? Hilarious.
Farts in my face? That’s like, negative funny.
It’s more likely than you think.
The calculator is automatically flawed. Has no parameter for 0 kids present
Up and coming? Pff. It’s a fade that will pass like the wind
I dunno, when I fart at 120 degrees Fahrenheit, shit ain’t funny no more…
Should be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.
Someone pulled that formula straight out their ass
Quality shitpost
