Try the gray stuff, it’s delicious!
Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes
Cats ask for it by name
I want to try it
Considering the era the movie is placed in, it’s probably foie gras
Oof, I can’t look at food right now, I had five dozen eggs this morning…
Adds up
This is why my headcanon is that Gaston owns a massive chicken farm. Hens today, which are super productive, produce about an egg a day. Back in the day they probably produced less, so to get four dozen eggs a day he’d need at least 60-70 chickens.
Are you roughly the size of a barge?
In a row?
No, in the mouth.
That you ate, or…
pfft. I don’t think a person could eat even 50.
Brother out here doing the Eggscellent Challenge
The cat poo is divine!
Wow they had Hawaiian rolls in Beauty and the Beast? That’s amazing!
Also: turd on toast
I assure that you’ll enjoy it. Don’t believe me? Ask your toilet!
They all think I like shit
But no one asks me when they sit!
Your cute themed meal privileges have been revoked. 🫵
Lol, nobody’s making me a meal partner. Cute, themed or otherwise.
