PugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agoCats become 6-7 times as strong when inconvenience is involvedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1244arrow-down11
arrow-up1243arrow-down1imageCats become 6-7 times as strong when inconvenience is involvedlemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-squarejohannesvanderwhales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·14 hours agoI swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don’t want to be moved.
minus-squareTheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 hours agoAnd lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero
minus-squareJozzo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·12 hours agoOr maybe they have the ability to make you weaker
minus-squarerustydrd@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 hours agoUnless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.
I swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don’t want to be moved.
And lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero
Or maybe they have the ability to make you weaker
Like moving a puddle of lead.
Cats are liquid
Unless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.