Are you one of those moron who points at a garbage man and says, “Stay in school, or you’ll end up like him” all the while he’s making more than you?

That’s my neighbors cat, baby aptly named. I’m not sure the squirrel isn’t stalking her.

He was being praised as a good boy at the time of the photo.

Find a tree branch, varnish, add boards, and wrap with twine. My two demons have never scratched anything else.