Could be, but in my experience that phrase is never followed by something good. :/

I generally feel pretty dead inside most days, but I did find some value in this video today. The Internet is usually pretty good for finding humorous stuff. Hopefully you at least get a chuckle from it!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n-NnxdZqPOE

Yeah, it’s short for “miss me with that independent shit, pay up!”

I was very disappointed that this didn’t end with “In nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.”

My weekend has been ruined. :(

How so? The color trope of “guy in black is the bad guy?”

Yeah in the United States of Billionaires healthcare is a product to extract profit from in every way possible.

Pharma companies get public funding for research and then turn around and charge insane prices for the final product infuriatingly referring to research costs to justify their pricing.

Hospitals are bought and run by investment companies.

“Insurance” scammers corporations have their own fiefdoms that they control so there’s very little competition and their sole reason for existing is to take your money and deny coverage for absolutely anything they can possibly deny you for so they keep the most money possible.

We have The Best System In The World™ (for the ultra wealthy)

I had an issue with my foot and the doctor requested an MRI as an ultrasound wouldn’t show them anything they needed to see. The fucking insurance company says no, do the ultrasound… So I paid for a fucking useless ultrasound and then they refused to move forward with anything else… The issue kinda went away thankfully but there’s still something odd with my foot that I guess I just won’t fix until I can pay completely out of pocket.

I’m so fucking happy that at least $1,200 monthly is taken out of my potential pay to cover a fucking useless insurance scam, because remember even if your employer “pays” it’s factored into your total compensation so you’re still the one paying.

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Just want to back this one up: as someone rapidly approaching 40 who never loved himself, if anything absolutely loathes himself, repeating to yourself how absolutely horrible of a failure you are and how completely and utterly undeserving of anyone’s love you are daily will cement itself in your head as absolute fact.

I can no longer actually comprehend that I can do anything well. I’m either a complete failure, or if I did it literally anyone with 2 braincells can. I actually do not believe anyone who says otherwise, it has become an objective truth in my brain backed up by decades of “evidence.”

I feel like I’m in the middle ground of this whole post.

I hate the loose “air pods” but I absolutely love my “wireless” earphones that have the solid neckband and wires going to each earbud.

I use them exclusively at work so when someone needs to talk to me I just pop it out and it dangles by the cord. I never lose them and I’m not tied to my phone. I used to hate the damn cable getting caught up on anything and everything ripping my phone out of my pocket/hand.

You’re right, I was just referring to the device as a whole. The “experience” is generally meant to be grab and use as is no tweaking/new apps or whatever so the general phone/tablet user isn’t accustomed to fixing/adding/tweaking, just tap swipe tap swipe tap swipe.

I’d have to imagine most of the people calling them “tech savvy” are just seeing them on phones/tablets which are mostly “dumbed down” hardware in comparison to what you can do with a PC. There isn’t much to know about operating a phone or tablet.

My asshole body: yeah I know you peed before bed but it’s 2 hours before you need to be awake so you need to pee now. Oh the time you went to bed changed and the time you need to be up changed? Doesn’t matter, 2 hours before you need to be up I’ll wake you up to pee. Good luck getting back to sleep!

Money. You aren’t paying for the video that the scene is from, you’re just watching the scene.

It’s almost always about money… Absolutely absurd

Not everyone can do that unfortunately as it is illegal. We’re “forced” to have a lunch break, which I support the idea of, I just hate that I have to stay the extra hour when “normal” full time jobs are 9-5 and the lunch is in that 8 hours…

I would think that would be “too much” because all the potatoes don’t matter at that point, it’s one entity. There are no more individual potatoes, we are Borg mashed potatoes!

One of only a handful of actually accurate answers here. 10 years isn’t that long to be honest. Just look back 10 years and see how similar it all is.

Literally what I’m doing now lol partially to save money, but also because I learned how to make too many delicious bready/fried things… Sometimes even fried bready things…

Mmmm fried pizza… (Not kidding lol)

I’m sorry you’ve had to suffer an injury! From what I understand, your experience now and your interest outside of work counts for more than the paper degree so if you do choose to continue that path I wouldn’t worry too much about being uneducated. Good luck, I hope you find happiness in whatever you do!