👍Maximum Derek👍

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Cake day: July 21st, 2023

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  • I stopped visiting very shortly after it opened up because every post was stuff like you said:

    • “Where those gunshots?”
      • No it was the prick 2 blocks over that lights off fireworks all year long or the train yard that’s about a mile from here.
    • “Tall man in hoodie walks down street! Who has photos?”
      • I might. I’m tall, usually wear a hoodie, and am able to walk.
    • “Thieves walk among us! I left a bowl of walnuts on my porch overnight and now they’re gone!!!”
      • That explains the squirrel sitting on my fence patting its belly.

    I used to think I just had extra shitty neighbors, but I’ve heard similar from a lot of people.