“Just tell me what type of material is the road. Come on!”

My grandma actually recommended I do this last year. I was already contacting AAA about some other thing, and jokingly brought up road trips. They went, “Yeah we can help!” I was kinda adorable.

The economy…

Accurate.

I thought it was just me!

I remember enjoying it as a kid but now it tastes weird.

Was headhunted for a position at Amazon. But the recruiter said “You might be doing more than your usual 9 to 5. (Min 40 hours)”

And I told her that I sometimes do like 30 hours a week and my team plays video games for the remaining 5-10 hours together.

And she actually got mad at me for saying that.

An actual crunchwrap has never looked like that.

Yum! Pile of sadness! You know what youre getting from Taco Bell.

Props my dude. Don’t feel ashamed by that!

I got a coworker who cannot stand ruffle chips. Like, not just the texture, but the sound it makes grinding on each other.

Totally! I did a ride along with a bunch of boomer bikers riding harleys while I rode my “crotch rocket”. Half were police officers. it was weird to be anti-establishment in our get up and watch the ride leader radio police to back off.

Totally agree on the meth bikers. They’re scary.

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I remember when Lyft and Uber were first coming out, they used to do cool shit like bringing you around in a cat van. Or bring you to a dog party.

I missed that wild fun energy.

As Americans, we should eat more meat organs. The amount of Americans who get excited by eating a chicken leg but then get disgusted at eating the chicken gizzard is too high.

I eat the tail too. Not because of cultural reasons, but because lazy AF and ain’t nobody got time to separate them.

Its also why I dont eat fish that isn’t deboned.

Do it.

Lock eyes with the chef.

Don’t let them win.

I’m devastated.

My hot dogs…

Reminds me of the South Park guys.

They could salvage it by having Chris Pratt.

/s

Gotta admit the Lego movie really surprised me with how good it was.

It’s reached Rocky Horror Picture Show in my household.

It’s silly. You quote lines. You laugh at motives if you think about it.