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How do you know it isn’t running away from home?

Someone with a lot of cats.

I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. Just wanted to say that was a horribly written article.

Black Hole Sun! Just as predicted by the prophet Soundgarden.

Do doo be-do-do
Mah Nà Mah Moon
Do do-do do

Can’t we just enjoy the joke? You’ve brought up a topic worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

Edit: Added a word

If you think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

I’m sorry to hear that. It looks like my surprise at the numbers is more of me being out of the loop. I have Internet with AT&T and that is all I have (no cable or streaming other than HBO Max that comes with AT&T).

I was more surprised there are 35.9 million Xfinity customers!

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

I’d like to show that ass in a blimp my dick in a box.

That’s enough Internet for me today…

Hello. Yes, I’d like one nightmare for the evening, please.

The aim of the clause was to prevent scalping of the truck.

Hamas says the fighting must stop before hostages can be released. Israel said fighting will stop after hostages are released.

180 degrees apart, going round and round on the carousel of carnage.

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

Love the image but reminds me of Large Marge…

“On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building…”

Life IS hard which us why I don’t have time to care much about the more superficial things in life. Your Door Dash food is cold? Well, cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it! My sh*tter’s full and my only other option is a log in the poison ivy patch!

Is that a three legged cat?