Block, turn, and kick it!

Now punch punch punch!

As casualty rate of the attacker, which now makes sense. I initially thought you were referring to bystander casualty of each incident, and was confused how you had any data on it.

Ah, yes that makes sense.

Where on this chart does it show casualty rate per incident?

Hogwash! It’s impossible for Berlin to have any traffic, all the cars are on the Autobahn, and they always go fast. Always. Nobody ever goes slow on the Autobahn. It’s actually illegal to go slow in Germany. You can cruise through Berlin at 200 MPH (but never slower than 100 MPH, that’s illegal) anytime of day thanks to the Autobahn dramatic reverb

No, but they definitely don’t have traffic in Germany. They have the Autobahn, the perfect solution to any and every traffic problem that could ever exist.

Parents who have experience in both airport security, and trying to get kids to do literally anything.

A good tactic when going against a shardblade.

Me running to the bathroom after getting halfway through with the 3rd cup.

…oh yeah… Bakersfield isn’t in Iowa? >.>

Doom dabp a doom bah diggadigga.

Ah good point. Nevermind then.

Dude, 4 beds, 3 baths, 2,834 sq ft, for $259,900?! My stupid house is 2 bed, 2 bath 1,500 sq ft and it cost me $300,000. I don’t give a damn about that garbage bathroom, I’d buy the shit outta that house

It’s religion. The truth doesn’t matter, only the practices and values they want you to adopt do.

Oh, of course. What was I thinking? That is the best page in the universe. I mean if it wasn’t, then it wouldn’t say so at the top of the page.

The only limit of course, being ourselves.

Ah yes, I sometimes reminice about all the good times I spent with a chicken on a raft.

Remember looking at the time counter to see when the first verse would repeat? Ah, good times.

TikTok just starts showing a lot of Bill Cosby shorts for some reason.

At first thought that it was talking about a llitch. Which I guess is also true.

At my company, we just have a standardized remote management suffix that we just throw at the end of the hostname, so we don’t actually track the urls. For example the server is named frosty, the url would be frostysuffix.

Then we track our servers with either an outdated access database that nobody updates, my locally saved personal Excel sheet, or by logging into one of the 4 different health checking applications that each monitor a piece of the infrastructure. (This part actually really sucks and I hate it.)