Don me a tinfoil hat, but I think it is absolutely within the realm of possible that half my networked electronics has a backdoor to one or another governmentsl agency. Or that my ”encrypted” WhatsApp conversations are available to US officials if need be.

Luckily I am as interesting as a slice of bread gone stale

No no you see, the issue was precisely the lack of multiple accounts

Man, just tell her she can be with you if she solves world hunger, we’ve gotta channel that energy!

Oh my god this is hilarious