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Cake day: August 20th, 2023

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  • I though it was Vientiane for a second. It isn’t : they don’t have tall buildings there.

    Little story about Vientiane and cats: there’s a old lady that feeds the street cats twice a day, at 8 am and 5 pm. Like clockwork, about 20 cats show up 15 min before those times and just wait for her. It looks a lot like the picture, only with a lot more cats. Moral of the story: cats can precisely tell the time.


  • I’m French Canadian. A friend of mine lives in Paris. I go to Paris fairly often. When I’m there, I speak exclusively English to anyone I don’t know.

    If I speak French, my god damn native tongue, they either make sure to tell me my accent is horrendous or they reply in German. In either case, they take this condescending tone… You know the one.

    When I speak English, not only do I have the upper hand on the language, but they don’t know I can understand them perfectly. Win win for me.

    Vous êtes chiants, les Parisiens.