Are chopping wood and starting a fire common activities in the metropolitan area where you live?
Slap that first fucker that ventured on land from the ocean. Let humanity be mermaids.
Do you ever go outside, switching from wifi to 4g?
My password is 4, it was randomly generated with a dice. Every few months I roll the dice again.
Consider instituting a “read only reddit” policy
One should also log-out of Reddit if possible.
A location might be useful.
For Jesus, I’ll set-up an alarm on my phone.
You can say “nice dick” you know, it counts.
Don’t jack shit, jack off…