So you’re telling me that you can just press a few buttons and learn how to make a bomb? How are your landlords and bosses still alive?
So you’re telling me that you can just press a few buttons and learn how to make a bomb? How are your landlords and bosses still alive?
OK, but aren’t there still like 100x more on the fourth?
Yes, but it’s generally professional shows or just a few at midnight. On the fourth it’s like half the neighborhood setting them off from dusk to 11ish.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world
Oh, would I be creating an inconvenience for the guy who feels the need to run his leaf blower every week to push dust around? God forbid
what are people going to do? go somewhere else?
Amazon fucked up on this part of the enshitification strategy because there are still plenty of other options
Looks like you just missed the frog with a wizard hat who definitely hangs out there
If you’re using the piped link, skip to 0:52
Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.
Yeah, that’s going to require some travel, so it’s going to cost more, but I’d go as low as $20,000.
How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it’s not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I’d be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I’m not gonna act like it’s a high number.
The Amazon near me has a “Just Fuck Off” policy. They redecorated the old Toys R Us building a few years ago and then never bothered to open the store.
Yeah. I was very suspicious up until that last part, but it turns out it was her after all.
Oh Team Joe. I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but all of what would have been my discretionary income is servicing student loans.
I’m imagining that the first output didn’t cover everything they wanted so they tweaked it and pasted the results together and fucked it up.
Anything’s better than Blippy
Hell yeah, straight out the freezer into my fat face
Sonicare might be expensive but it leaves my teeth feeling cleaner. It’s like having that perfectly smooth clean feeling after a dentist visit every day. No way I’ll ever go back to manual scrubbing like some sort of troglodyte.