I can also think of a reason we’re not very funny people.

No, they are with balls.

Killed twice

Is that enough?

This is just a guess, but could it be that brown is more useful since mammals (at least the first ones) dwell on and in the ground, where brown would be more beneficial for survival?

This is the reason. If you have multiple or existing ones you have the ability to match the lock number to use the same key for existing and new locks. If you buy different items that require locks you buy locks with the same number straight away.

As a man I concur, tried to scratch my back the other day and mistook myself hugging me, afterwards tried to fuck myself, only realizing that I‘m already fucking myself day to day

q.e.d.

As a side note here, Fanta was derived from the German word „Fantasie“. I don’t think it needs translating.

Why do you want to know?

It’s not going to be a convenient apocalypse, sorry.

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Motorcycling is dangerous, what difference does a chicken strip make. Damn. I’m hungry now. Gonna squid through the drive in! Tell mama if I’m not returning I’m either dead or in jail.

Edit: damn, should I have added the /s ?

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I think being polite is one way to show respect to other people, but there are many others.

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