in the nonprofit world, that’s damn good for what wikipedia does

people been saying the ships been sinking since netscape. version 130 now

how do you tear down a moat

hmmm. question: can you stack catapults?

misread as cantrip. Would like to learn “summon cat”

I’m pro- turning food into compost. I’d like to help our constituents and anyone who does that.

I could get elected to senate probably, if I was willing to spend fifteen years doing local and state office first. Ain’t nobody got that kind of time I got hospital bills

when we would have corn on the cob, we would throw the leftover cobs in the yard for the dog. well, we had one cat that beat up every dog in the neighborhood, including the retired police german shepherd a few doors down (the one that bit me because I walk funny. good cat). the cat would go lay down in the middle of all the corn cobs, and the dog would run around in a circle just out of reach of the cat. the cat wouldn’t eat any of the corn, he would just lay there so the dog couldn’t get any. it was hilarious to watch.

Go back in time and sit on a fish

I like your DM

I had a really surprising duck confetti the other day

My dude, you just reminded me I live near a sheep farm. I love lamburgers.

so grapefruit can either increase or decrease your metabolism rate of some drugs. It doesn’t just block it entirely.

it was too yellow

Excuse me putting an onion in my grandfather’s sock overnight cured him of death twice

it’s beautiful

I have been screaming this shit about neuralink but no one seems to listen

dont make me tap the sign