I had to tell my GM I didn’t like their campaign, even though they put a lot of work into it :(

A nice breakfast bowl w/ sausage, egg, cheese, and shredded fried potatoes all mixed together. Throw in a glass of OJ and a mug of coffee and I am set.

It’s actually been a while since I made it, since the extra effort of getting the potatoes right loses out to the morning ennui, so I end up substituting the eggs and potatoes for just grits.

why don’t you say that to my face, dip goblin!

now im thirsty for some good tea

Business Flambouyant

Take your business casual fit. Make the khakis skin tight and stretch them up around your waist, maybe add in a horrible sash akin to a novelty tie. Widen the sleeves of the shirt, make em a bit poofier without going full swashbuckler. Widen the collar. Make the toes of the loafers a bit pointier, and give the heels a good inch of platform. When outdoors, a diagonal hat is optional.

time to kick that fish back into the water where it belonged. Stay in your lane, ancient precursor animals.

~d i c k h e a d~

name one baby oil that got a bone in it

Aw dude, four strength four stam leather belt?

AUGHHH

Level 18??

AUGH UGHHH

Packaged meals, wildflowers, an aloof cat, alcohol, a street performer, maybe a neat rock.

Low stakes hangout quests with endearing side characters you thought would only get like a line or two in during the main mission at best.

ancient alchemists popping off in their graves rn

yes

source: trust me bro

It’s impossible for me to make money without robbing a bank, please let me do that parliament it would be so funny

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Bisexual lighting is peak

Ingredients. Who the fuck cares if your bread has a pretty pattern on the packaging or not, you’re gonna turn it into shit. Minmax your groceries.

Reminders for the checklist itself and Shortcuts for the automation, both on ios. A little embarassed to say I use an iphone, and I don’t have android analogues handy heheh.

I have trouble consciously making and adhering to routines, so I’ve got an automated checklist that I attend to when I’m dissassociated enough to simply go through the motions. Some days, I even finish the list.

Bristly and feral, because I’ve also been sipping on three coffees

I stopped playing MMORPGs around the Blitzchung incident. FF14 didn’t hook me the same way WoW did, and Warframe isn’t really an RPG, but it did end up filling the space.