I mean, it’s literally shorthand already for filesystem table innit?
The issue isn’t just the 18 lb, it’s that one tiny paw that they’re putting all of that weight on, that just so happens to be resting on a rib, or worse between 2.
Facebook is dying this to me now too, everyone opening with their in app browser
If they’re anything like my relatives, I absolutely DON’T want to be treated like family…