Bro fucked a $2 whore without a condom and wonders why his pee burns
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
Bro fucked a $2 whore without a condom and wonders why his pee burns
Four
Four point
Four point zero five five
Foooootlooooongs
But he has no house to put it in…
Wish I knew. Maybe he has no chill? I have no idea.
Viral marketing at it’s best. I’m not even sure where that is but I wanna show them my hole so it can be serviced promptly.
This guy does anxiety
Working for Big Wood. Story of my life.
Sounds like something a wood scientist would say…
That’s crazy. I like their interpretation though. A disc is ejectable but a disk isn’t.
I think they got that from Wikipedia
Jerboa won’t let me post a screenshot right now but here’s a link
I dunno, that was at least coherent if not incredibly dumb.
I remember meticulously going through the links and hoping the one I clicked would pull up a good picture because I knew it would take a few minutes to load and it used to piss me off when I got a shitty one. So anytime I got a good one I would secretly print it and hide it for later use.
Things I’ve never heard said before
Never know until you try
Buncha wankstains