Quite the theory you’ve got there.

Ah, I know what you’re getting at. Honestly, it sounds incredibly plausible. 4chan’s porn has always been…off.

Ok, I’ll bite.

Why?

It left a permanent mark on me. I love it so fucking much.

Real talk, an asteroid wiping us out would only expedite the inevitable. If we could pull together and deflect an asteroid, there’s hope. If not, we failed the test and die with the consequences. But we don’t need the asteroid to fail this test. We’re making great strides towards destroying our home with home field advantage.

This is what I would do. My charisma stat is way higher than it was as a kid, so I might be able to make my school years less hell.

The term “attention theft” is some dystopian shit, and just probable enough to make me vomit in my mouth.

This one’s on my bingo card.

You sound like an ad. It triggered my uncanny valley response. Please never do that again.

Pass that along to their branding coordinators. No one here can do shit about what products are named.

That’s pretty cute. I support this.

I have dude wipes and a bidet. Fite me.

One of us is missing something. Are you seeing a correlation between spaceman and cowboy? Because I’m seeing two Woody’s up there.

Your opinion is unwelcome and rejected.

People like to spice their words up. Take the literal stick out your hypothetical hole.

I love this!

One of my cats, Ito (named after Junji), has learned to be pretty clear in how he communicates. When he reeeeally wants pets and attention, he’ll stand up and reach a paw towards my face, miming a petting motion. When he wants me to override the automatic feeder and give him extra food, he’ll look me in the eyes, say something in cat (presumably “follow me”) and guide me to the food bowls, where he will then shower me with affection and try to convince me that he deserves a reward for being so sweet and adorable. I’m weak to his charms.

I want you to know that you are deeply hated.

Yeah, I was picturing, like, Meat Canyon or Pregnant Sonic the Hedgehog x Shrek fanart. Disgusting-haha, not disgusting-snuff. I share gross stuff with my friends all the time, because cursed shares are weird and funny.

The Tate boys. Or, dudes who peaked in highschool.

Yeah, the adult version of that child can absolutely get it.