Well duh it detects AI generated images that are at scale and that snail cat is way too small for it

Wake up babe new dolphin fucker copyoasta just dropped

Seems similar to factory mechanics using Google Glass to look up schematics etc.

Of course, Google being allergic to commitments discontinued it anyway, despite its successes in industrial applications.

There must be a gay Cinderella remake out there somewhere. Grindrella gets visited by the fairy thotmother, who transforms his button up shirt and black skinny chinos into a harness and jockstrap and sends him off the royal orgy. The next day Prince DomTop has to go around and top everyone in the village because it was a blackout orgy and he couldn’t see anyone, meaning the only way he can find who Grindrella was is by remembering the feel of that bussy.

How can they say “lol” when they are clearly not laughing out loud?

Drag queen Amanda Tori Meating has gone on the record about her day job as an OnlyFans ghostwriter. There’s an entire industry of talent agencies that hire minimum wage gig workers to pretend to be the model you are paying $x per month to interact with.

Low key why I despise daylight savings.

I like it when I wake up early with the sun, and end the day just as it gets dark. Daylight savings forces you to wake up groggily in the dark and stay up late while you wait for the sun to set.

🖥️🦐

Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you’ve basically got an axolotl

Yep! Just need to add the appropriate plugins. This is also an easy way to access trackers whose websites have been taken down

Unofficial search plugins · qbittorrent/search-plugins Wiki - https://github.com/qbittorrent/search-plugins/wiki/Unofficial-search-plugins

Ducks are necrophilic rapists that have corkscrew penises with explosive erections, so this is actually terrifying

Would you place your balls inside or outside the rim

They forgot to list the Jackson, which is a coffee that starts out Black but turns White

Lmao they’ve changed the wording to “dangerous” territory

https://www.economist.com/europe/2024/09/01/the-hard-right-takes-germany-into-dangerous-territory

Solid TP rolls are quite common in Asia. Not sure if this is still true, but a lot of public toilets don’t provide toilet paper for fear of people stealing them. You have to bring your own TP, at which point including the cardboard insert takes up too much space to carry around.

Ikr. Had sex with one and couldn’t stop eating his nuts

So Mickey is actually spreading his cheeks for missionary instead of doggy

They were picked up in the West as well, but not as well known probably because they weren’t viewed as fashionable. They’re called Pattens FYI

Patten (shoe) - Wikipedia - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patten_(shoe)

Tech: minimalism is when maximalism

X is reeling this morning after its website crashed last night due to an orchestrated attack on its servers during its Elon / Trump interview. A spokesperson for X said that the attack seemed to have been orchestrated by a foreign state actor. “We are currently looking for a group of roughly 900,000 people who could have carried out such an attack to silence Trump.” The spokesperson said it was clearly a foreign nation. “X couldn’t possibly have failed due to too many concurrent listeners. According to our latest figures, there are only 10 actual people who aren’t bots that still use X, 5 of which are confused and still think it’s Twitter.” Tech experts said that they had never seen such a sophisticated and well organised attempt to flood the servers, using millions of different points of attack. The experts say the attack was highly organised. “In order to get millions of computers to participate at the same time, the perpetrators harnessed social media to encourage people to flood the servers, and overload the website. This was sophisticated stuff.” “They announced their attack day months ago, and then worked methodically to make sure everyone remembered the attack date.” “The perpetrators must have known that no computer server can withstand the load of an entire nation trying to access the same website at the same time on the same day.” —