Such a fluffy kitty!

I wish to bury my face in Izzy’s fluffy tummy

He’s trained you well!

I shot the boughs with my bow and then gave a bow to my beau!

Poor bear :(

Oh, Jack of the pillow, what is your wisdom?

Does Nixon’s head in Futurama count?

🎺🎺🎺

Noki is so cute!

We refer to our boy, Noodle, as a foot gremlin. He’s always hanging around peoples’ feet and shoes. Sometimes he’ll just sit on my foot while I’m standing around.

I’ve got it toooo!

RIP

🍪

“Must… make… exponential… profit… Line must go up!”

It’s so cute!

Literal Nazis

I’m an iPhone heathen so I don’t have access to the Android apps. I’ve been using Mlem and it’s pretty similar to Apollo. Not as feature rich yet, and sometimes it’s a little quirky, but not bad for a relatively new app.

I’m bored and lonely. Used to go to Reddit but Apollo shut down, so now I’m here.

In my humble opinion: Crepes > French Toast > Pancakes > Waffles

Working hard or hardly working?

Can they keep using “slams”?