She still looks good. 🤔

Must be desperate for love. 😂

Welcome back to Firefox everyone! At least if you’re as old or older than I. 😁

What am I reading? 🤨

Yeah this is what I do after work. I used to set an alarm but that went out the window. 🤷‍♂️

I actually prefer self checkout. Idk. I get it though.

Bugs Bunny 😁

“Fuck the climate! What about my bank account?!”

So this is why my TV walked into the bathroom while I was dropping a deuce. 🤔

I saw a lady apolozing to Trump for not donating because she had to pay her medical bills and was living in disability. So she was basically giving her disability check to Trump every month. 😖

That would be great if he came back to sign it. 😊

The white MC Hammer.

They can’t have anyone but themselves breaking the site. 😂 People should figure out a good way to protest Reddit. Ddos attacks can’t be fixed. 😁

Stop watching Fox news and you’ll feel better. 😁

With my extensive knowledge about starlink satellites I uh… Ooh look at the pretty bird! 😍

They’re eating the dogs. 😊

Comparing social media to nazi Germany where jews were mass murdered? That’s extreme. 😳

What data stealing evil corpo site did she use to get this message out? X? 🤔

I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢

Make sure to pour sulfuric acid down the drain right before he shows up. 🤔