I’m pretty certain he’ll be dead in four years, especially if he loses the election.

How do you think Republicans feel about Palestinians?

She didn’t care at all but it brought everyone who visited much amusement.

That’s fair. I should know better really. I took a quarter a few months ago and it was mid tier trip. Then I split 3/8 with a friend a month ago and it was nuts.

If you’re on any mental health medication they can severely blunt the effect. Also if you’re eating less than an eighth you won’t really trip. A quarter is better.

Nah motherfucker I say that shit all the motherfucking time.

One of my friends always used to say well I’m going to go take a shitpiss.

A long time ago my roommates and I shaved just the tip of our cat’s tail, like the last two inches. It was absolutely hilarious.

People are going to crucify me for animal abuse but I swear the cat was totally cool with the process.

You spelled it out so I’m going to assume you say it that way. It’s realtors. Not realators. I hear people say this all the time and it drives me up the wall. I know I’m being a pedantic little shit.

Me- Top 6 hours. Browse on and off throughout the day, then when I get low on content I hit top 6 hours again and keep going. But I’m not on my phone that much especially on work days.

Contractions are obviously supreme over possessives. Do your own research.

It’s bullshit. Anyone getting diarrhea from Taco Bell has a pre-existing condition.

The grilled cheese burrito bangs.

Send me your address and I’ll throw a bunch of their shit in a ziplock bag and mail it to you. Trust me it doesn’t go bad.

Prices are nuts though. I’m on the road a lot so I still get it especially if I roll into town extra late. But 20 years ago I could get a grilled stuffed burrito for like $2.50 and that was a whole meal. Maybe even the only thing I ate all day back in those poverty days. Now I spend at least 20 bucks for the same amount of food. And I could go to a nice Mexican American sit down place and get the same amount of much better food for about $15.

Of the two versions it makes sense that the one that is combining two words into a contraction takes the apostrophe. Makes sense to me anyway, it’s how I remember.

Add be born in a rich country and don’t be mentally ill to your list.

Would love to see someone come up with a simple, yet easy to parse in single color, graphic of punisher killing a cop that we could put next to the logo on those trucks.

Wizard and Glass is my favorite. I read the series a decade ago.