What took you so long?
What took you so long?
An aquarium full of giant sperm.
Like a facehugger.
Lemon Party conjures the same kind of deep trauma.
I wanted to be like the kid from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and have a mouse wired up to it. Lol.
Ashurbanipal - King of the Neo-Assyrian Empire.
I try to limit my tuna to a couple times a week. I already bioaccumulate enough plastic and PFAs, don’t need to add too much organic mercury to the pile. But agree on the maruchan.
Make sure your friends are printed with masks.
I’d read that study.
You wouldn’t download a friend, would you?
Looks like beans and rice again tonight boys!
Who am I talking to? I can’t afford friends
I’ve never heard this word in my life and I somehow knew it was antisemitic?
They are hard light projections. Their physical bodies are their gemstones. They are genderless, female presenting, sentient space rocks who reproduce via the various bodily secretions of their supreme diamond leaders.
Where White Diamond comes from is a true mystery, but I like to think of her like the Monolith. The creation of a long gone organic species that wanted to seed the universe with life. Only white was a bit more zealous for inorganic life forms than simple organic life.
As for Steven, it can be assumed, since the gems can shape shift their hard light projection forms, that Rose shape shifted a functioning human female reproductive system centered around her actual gemstone. Which Greg then proceeds to impregnate.
But it’s whatevs. I’m a big Steven Universe fan. Free therapy. Never had a cartoon make me cry more than that show.
Greg, you are the top 4 posts on my everything page rn.
So hot rn.
HA! Meek and forgiving my ass.
Looking at you Thomas Kincade. Investments my ass.
You download the yelp app and leave a 1 star review. Restaurants will get the picture.
Leave one on Google Maps too so that Yelp can’t scrub it.
EAT RABBIT FOOD WITH SOME CHICKEN
Do people not eat salads? Like some spinach, a nice vinaigrette, some nuts, and maybe a little sliced baked chicken, with a few raspberries or something?
It’s like Twitter, but self-righteous rather than filled with Nazi screed. Still run by the old Twitter founder tho. So…
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To each their own.