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This happened to me when I received a cell for work. I ended up fully silencing the phone and giving important co-workers my personal number instead. The spam calls have only recently started to slow down… I’ve had the number for 10 years.

Sounds like Qualcomm finally got a taste of FAFO

Wouldn’t the fine be in £ at that point?

This dude has seen some shit.

And the constant one-upsmanship to make them more and more ridiculous

Remember when tech companies wanted you talking to your phone for everything out loud. Hey Siri, eat a boiled dick.

That’s how some people found it, but it would disappear when someone would login to investigate.

This guy computers

Methylchloroisothiazolonone

There’s nothing beautiful about airbrushed plastic mannequins

That you should have spun faster so the food would be pushed further down into him as he flew through the air?

I like those XLERATOR dryers because when you stick your frank and beans in them they make your balls flutter fast enough to play a tune reminiscent of a kazoo.

Cheesing?

Amusingly as I was reading this comment thread my room service arrived and it had shrimp with the tails buried in pasta.

The technology for this has existed for 20+ years and is actually fairly common. It’s often referred to as dynamic range compression. I think the chief complaint here is that it needs to be more accessible. Pre-applying it would mess up too many use cases.

Yeah no kidding, this guy uses decibel scale but doesn’t understand decibel scale. I fucking hate leaf blowers but 55dB seems like a reasonable starting point to me. It won’t even barely reach your yard from a neighbor’s.

I love a lot of the ideas in this thread but a ton of them are actually consequential.

There was a time when this wasn’t a thing. It wasn’t even that long ago (for some of us)

Having a conversation with a voice assistant in public should be a minor felony.

Imagine the possibilities when AI gets involved and can’t distinguish between killing children (programming) vs IRL.