It’s just modeling humans. I was only a lab TA for two semesters, and I caught so many fake data sets.

Be nice.

Jesus Christ. Just be nice.

Why is no one on Lemmy nice.

My bologna has a first name…

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Tell me about it. There were so many more opportunities, but I figured I was being a gentlemen. I was just obtuse.

My wife and I hooked up a bit freshmen year in college and then drifted. She later pursued me. Her explanations about how oblivious I was that she wanted to come over and sleep with me are mind boggling in retrospect.

Try the pasta…

Wow. You are an enormous, condescending ass.

This hits close to home because it reminds me of a time in my life. I, myself, am mentally ill and am disgusted that you think that asking if someone is ok is a problem or at all belittling to them.

People very much do not speak up when they need help. I know I didn’t.

Don’t be a dick.

As a former tobacco user as well, I will share something that I think we should enjoy.

I’ve been re-watching the X-files. I do occasionally let my 5 yo watch. So, the smoking man was in this one, and my kid actually asked what a cigarette was.

I’m so glad how we’ve changed smoking from common to my kid not even knowing what it is after around only 20 years.

Cool. Thanks.

It was the ellipsis that put me over the decision point.

Your responses strike me as someone who is going to harm themself or others.

It’s eerily familiar to me.

If you’re ok, can you say so?

Just say you’re not going to hurt yourself or anyone else.

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Please let me help. Where do you live?

As an anonymous Internet person, I want you to know that I care about you.

I also want you to know that I’ve gone through a lot of struggles, and I support you.

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Are you feeling ok? Can you share some more of your feelings?

Can you clarify this a bit more? I’m not understanding this yet.

I’m hoping most of big tech and media get broken up

It’s just hope though.

Psst. That’s the joke.

I quickly responded to your question with no, but the only people who would do that are people who really want to answer questions.

In any case, I think you’re correct enough for this joke. At least some people really want to answer questions, and I have a questioning 5 yo.

No.