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Your wish is your own death, now you know. Self fulfilling.

Sounds like 3 wishes

That is the wish, and has the same outcome as if you didn’t get a wish

Gotta love the wrapping paper so thin you can see the gift under it

Swift key with auto correct cranked to 11. Haven’t found any other keyboard yet that lets me smash any nearby keys and have it fix it just fine.

Imagine starting project in PHP in 2024

Misleading title… Vikunja doesn’t require docker compose. You can run it other ways. I’m running it on k8s.

omg capitalism, my life is now worse having seen this option!1

did I do it right, lemmy.ml?

If this is real, I wonder why they didn’t just use charcoal to capture the same market that likes hotdogs (and potentially dislikes licorice)

Do bats even have eyelashes 🦇

No, you are conflating the organization with the phrase. Probably why they picked that name. People oppose the org and their Marxist agenda, not so much (I hope) black people.

I have never paid that per year for a cell phone, and my monthly bill is cheaper than your land-line

If blue cities are so bad, why are property values there so high?

Regulations stifling the building of new accommodating housing. Large cities in some red states have massive apartment complexes. Up to you to decide if you like that living arrangement but it lowers prices.

I think rebranding Twitter as x was pretty stupid. I wouldn’t have minded it if x was like a parent app and it was “Twitter by X” or something. But now they’re just alienating their users.

The way Microsoft is just ignoring the user’s default browser choice makes me not want to use edge ever.

How do you like Haiku?

10-321

I didn’t know it didn’t use email at first. Mine had an inaccessible email and I was able to recover my account a few years ago by giving the support info about it, like people’s names in my contact list. It was fun for 3 seconds and I haven’t returned since.

Also from MS-DOS in 1981