Nothing leading up to this point could have clued me in to the fact that I exist in the timeline where a retro controller manufacturer also makes a mechanical keyboard

and that I’d like it

The Negative One by Slipknot

You have a new job now, human. Provide attention and food. Do not be distracted by your previous job.

hello Noki ❤️

waaah waaah men don’t all fit perfectly into the caricature i have in my head of what men were like “back in the day” waaaaaaah

Nobody, because I’m afraid to upset/burden anyone by making my problems theirs. It’s caused issues in the past for me so I think my best bet will be finding a therapist lmfao

The result

I haven’t seen anyone mention it yet so… Golden Light!

A creepy, funny, challenging, confusing, silly mess if a roguelite. Art looks almost PS1-esque. It’s gorgeous in an ugly way!

I’m unsure if this still works, but I’ve heard good things about it: https://bogachenko.github.io/fuckfuckadblock/

hahaha thankfully not american. It’s a self-imposed “can’t”.

get worried I’ll come across as if I’m taking the piss if I take leave on a Monday/Friday or too often

I wear a mask to work if I’m sick but can’t call in. People give me odd looks but honestly I kinda enjoy not having to wear as much make up because of the mask lol

Kept scrolling till I found this comment.

I absolutely loved Destiny 2 but good god is it terrible in a lot of ways. Couldn’t keep up with the time investment required and the game really likes using FOMO to keep players hooked.

It’s less of a game and more of a second job. At least, that’s how it started feeling towards the end for me.