You jam that into your ear canal in lieu of a q-tip

Just get egyptians to move it

Lol it looks even a decent forklift maxes out at 70k lbs

You know that does seem the healthier option

universal content

Not so funny when it’s just two of you in an escape pod

How you explained it helped a lot. So it basically is a windows emulator but isn’t for legal reasons? Lol

Ebay? They have all the same shit

Join me in my new company shitify where we see just how low we can go

I’d suggest a 3rd pair of pants but damn after 2 send that kid home

I tried to shit my pants but couldn’t. Guess I’m a big fat dumbass

So just slap a power inverter in there somewhere and you’re good to go

Well tell me then why are we being taxed without being represented

Bruh 2 days without Facebook in the states and people’s mental state drastically improves. There will be some that are really mad about it but the ones that aren’t will find an elated sense of catharsis

I’d be interested in how it happened. Maybe someone can do it again

Ive got a TOS for them:

SECTION I

a. This contract expressly and to the fullest extent of the law binds that I did not read, nor am I bound to the terms and agreement laid out in any agreement that I agreed to. Any financial gains are automatically won by me in arbitration and any losses acrued are paid for by the Company to me with interest. Here is a vague copy/paste of about 9 more incoherent paragraphs full of “legal jargon” that never really state any clear purpose or definition of services rendered.

…

SECTION IX.

a. BY READING OR NOT READING THIS NOTICE COMPANY ASSUMES AND ACCEPTS ANY AND ALL FINANCIAL LIABILITY THEREIN. COMPANY AGREES TO PAY ME $75,000 FOR EDITING THIS CONTRACT (STANDARD GOING RATE PER DAY) PER DAY EFFECTIVE FOR 3 DAYS MAXIMUM TOTALING $225,000 PLUS TAXES AND INTEREST PAID.

b. COMPANY HAS UP TO 5 DAYS TO RESPOND TO AND DISPUTE THIS CONTRACT(They can’t. It is legally and eternally binding). THANKS FOR THE MONEY NERDS

I was merely suggesting taking away the children’s stage. Perhaps people just have to decide they’re bored of the subject on their own. Too bad there’s a billion dollar media machine committed to that not happening

Yeah okay keep feeding the monster then here I’ve got one for you “Go back to the Washington Post and write an article about how this post oppressed you so much”

Motherfucker my whole feed had Trump biden and Elon every other post

Yeah it’s like giving dumbass unruly kids a mic and a stage and then encouraging bad behavior

Its unhealthy to ignore and hide away from problems of the world.

I’d argue it’s unhealthy to obsess over the same topics every day/week/month/year but okay a week off from it is “unhealthy?” Nah.

To get, for example, all trump posts banned across all the fediverse you would need agreement from all instance admins to agree to it, and enforce it

Yeah I kinda figured. Could the whole fediverse ignore man babies for a week? I bet no, but I’d love to be surprised