And the chicken isn’t even fried. What a joke.

Glad I’m not the only one

I have one of the ones that can be jailbroken. One day I’ll do it

And voicemails from your boss and coworkers wondering if you’re OK

Is that an actual quote?

Fresh off Jack’s bean stalk

People liked it. Got a lot of props after even though the like halfway through it got bad

Engineering… Aaaffirmative

The drivers seemed fine when I was there, but I’m from the US where no one follows any of the rules of the road. Fuck all that shit tho. Not important. This is.

Ask a local for a good place to get this dish. You have to call it in like 4 hours in advance but it is fucking worth the wait. When we went to Plitvice Lakes National Park, the guy that drove us out there and was a guide of sorts recommended it and asked if he wanted to stop and get it on the way back. We did, and he called it in on the way to the waterfalls. We stopped at this Podunk middle of nowhere restaurant and I was sussed af, but damn if it wasn’t one of the best meals I ever had.

https://jaywaytravel.com/croatia/travel-guide/croatian-food-and-wine/peka-traditional-cooking-method

I did this song at karaoke night once. Karaoke didn’t have the opening lyrics;

Arf Arf

Don’t get it twisted

THIS RAP SHIT IS MINE. MOTHERFUCKER

ITS NOT. A. FUCKIN. GAME!

FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD!

it’s what you hearin’

Listen

it’s what you hearin’

Listen

Best believe I yelled the whole part a la DMX. Really woke up the bar. Killed the first bars n then realized I didn’t remember the rest n it got really sloppy lol. Good ass times.

Yeah, but on a car with electric locks, and an electric lift gate which I’m assuming yours has (could be mechanical, but most cars these days are crossovers, so I’m assuming that’s what you have) a dead battery means you can’t open the trunk latch. It’s absolutely a stupid place to put it. You either have to jump it to open the hatch, or go over the back seats while taking out the floor panels to get to it. My own car, the battery is under the hood, but there’s 2 plastic pieces that need to come off via push clips, and if you’re stranded and don’t have something to push in the clips and pull them out, you’re going to have to rip the piece off to get to the battery and break the clips or the plastic piece. It’s fairly simple, but that plastic serves almost no purpose.

Wow. Brilliant minds from Stellantis hard at work

Damn, and u got the Spider-Man edition? Jealous af

Just curious, what kind of diet are you feeding this venomous snake?

Venus and Serena got their asses handed to them in their prime by the ranked 203 male tennis player.

https://www.theguardian.com/observer/osm/story/0,,543962,00.html

The women’s US National team lost to a regional U15 boys team.

cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

Physiology, males are bigger, faster, and stronger. It is not fair to women to put them in the same contest as males in any sport that requires those 3 things puts women at a massive disadvantage and would lead to fewer opportunities for female athletes to succeed.

Nextdoor is also good for selling stuff. But you need to verify your address through either an ID or they send you a post card. Keeps the bots off though.

I’m pretty sure people in general stopped posting there, so they just shove this crap on there because otherwise it’d be an elephant graveyard

I remember reading about this in 5th grade. 25 fucking years ago. I’ll believe it when I see it…

Glad I’m not the only one

I mean, you low key proving OPs point. That is a pain in the ass to get to. For basically, forever it’s been under the hood in the front, and the easiest thing to get to.