Yea calf cramps are bad but have you ever had chin cramps

Death

No shit, the COP28 is going badly.

Its organised in Saudi Arabia, and the president is a head of a national oil company.

Talk about having a recipe for the disaster.

You can actually use ISOs from most other distros to install it. I think the wiki even mentions it

Very true, what OP said barely matters nowadays but the features you listed definitely give Gentoo an edge over most other distros.

Also, we gotta shout out the sheer stability of gentoo and honestly having to compile system packages isnt that bad if you use flatpak.

Yeah but have you hear of our lord and savior Gentoo Linux? When you use it time itself becomes optional!