My forgotten friend, the ; is always sad that people forget that they exist.

What a nice family tradition. I wonder if they all use the same cloth to clean up?

Science works best when people are:

• Creatively thinking
• Use ideas from other scientific areas for their scientific area

The book “How We Got To Now” does a fabulous job of showing that science is not a uniform step by step process instead is a tree with different branches.

AC and refrigerators all started because someone wanted to ship ice to tropical locations for money.

SETI is another prefect example. A bunch of scientists sat around and said to themselves “We have all these new instruments for space. What if we tried to find alien life with it?”

People who build their entire identity around X.

X = Ammosexuals, MAGA, Muskrats, Gamers™, Christo-Facists, Corporate Bootlickers, etc.

Burn a ton a cash to become the only major player in the market and the proceed to enshitify as no one else has anywhere to go.

Tinfoil good enough to protect the brain from the mind waves.

Natural gas.

It’s porn. In fact, it’s porn all the way down.

I read this entire thread thinking we were talking about fleshlights and not flashlights.

Patient gamers for the win!

Harvested skulls have to go to the Blood God, Khorne.

“Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!”

$20 for the full set. That’s $2 per finger bone.

Everyone knows armor that has wing means you go faster.

This is why we need the SCP Foundation.

"Bro, did you eat a date? That killed a bee or something. Not cool.”

I’m a level 5 vegan. I won’t eat anything that casts a shadow.

If you eat a piece of cheese, you get to levitate for 10 seconds no more, no less. Doesn’t matter the size of the cheese or the type (this includes lactose free).

If you are recruiting for the Cult of the Four-Armed Emperor. I’m already a member.

I’ve heard stories about people putting on parental locks or making it harder for their parents to access Fox News and other far right media. Once that cancer has been cut off from the source, the parents started becoming like their old selves.

That punchable smirk.

I wonder what happened in the 80s.