Drinking TWO THINGS is UNNATURAL GOD gave us ONE MOUTH HOLE for a REASON

I always have a huge thing of water and something sugary. sometimes an energy drink, too. It’s getting colder here, so I’ll probably start keeping some tea around for when I get cold.

Can you elaborate on this?

This poem advocates for assisted suicide in a fun and upbeat way.

Oh, I think I’ve been civil, too. Here, watch me over-generalize: you mean the same vets that recommend(ed) declawing cats? lol okay

What a bizzare take. Stop saying that. Are you just here to sling insults and boss people around, too?

I think it’s really pretty color inverted! Luckily, I’m not having trouble reading it, either- my eyes thank you.

“Too many. Take it back.”

Well, it was a run-on thought! It really does feel that convoluted when you try and figure it out, but rest assured, you’ve now thought about this in more depth than most conservatives!

Oh goodness, I should hope not! I love arguing on the internet, and I would hate to think that I’m actually changing peoples minds.

“Knowingly” my partner in Christ I thought you were having a stroke. Fucking rape man? What the fuck is wrong with you.

Are you okay? Wrong community, maybe?

I choose to believe no one is this particularly misinformed.

It’s really funny bait, though

“Hotlinking from this site has been disabled” Damn that hits deep

Oh, thank the gods- it’s back! Check the image, everyone! Jupiter’s back!

That minors can’t consent to anything, even when supported by a consenting guardian, is pretty extreme, but I kinda agree with most of what you say here.

What a “damn kids these days” quote

Yeah, well. World is full of racists. Can hardly even make fun of 'em without being mistaken for one, now.

This reminded me of the month ‘wigga’ was every fucking one’s favorite word at my very-nearly-all-white school. Nothing good, indeed.

Ah, heck. I thought it was a witch’s curse. You’re telling me time fried this rice?

b e a n s tbh

“Hey everyone, 198-fucking-4 here. Unlike some other people, I don’t feel the need to tell others about myself. No, my opinions are my own and I’m keeping them to myself. The fewer people read this, in fact, the better!”