Except the price

I’d only ride this bike if it formed a wall of coloured light behind me as I rode

How is it that whenever I see somebody getting shitty on Lemmy, 90% of the time it’s FiniteBanjo

You can create this strait and then have a train which runs along it, like the train from Spirited Away

All I know is that my parents NEVER had sex

Everything Bagel vibes

New Zealand = Not real

Ohio = Not real

=>

New Zealand = Ohio

I can no longer alt+f+s+a to open PowerShell as admin in the current folder

I can no longer drag files into the address bar to move files to the parent folder.

I can no longer see the seconds by clicking the clock on the taskbar.

File explorer search is still shit.

File properties window is still fixed size, and cannot be resized.

We’re regressing, billy-boy.

I use windows for work, and I just had to update to Win 11 when I got a new PC.

Jesus Christ I hate it.

So many fundamental parts of my workflow have been disrupted. I have yet to find one change which I actually like.

I thought they did a pretty good job with Windows 10, but this one is five steps backwards.

I mean yeah exactly

Yeah I think you need a centralized system with decentralized ownership, so that no single party can fuck it up by themselves

Larry, I’m on DuckTales

Monster-World Hunting

This hunt just went interstellar

Once, I had a song in my head that I wasn’t able to remember much about. I posted on the /r/tipofmytongue community, letting them know that all I could remember was “eh, oppah”

After a few incorrect guesses, somebody realized that it was Moby’s “Natural Blues”

Plus, all of my friends would effectively be dead if I took the red pill.

My 30 year-old mind is not going to be able to get along with my friends when they were also six, and no grownups are going to want to be friends with me as a six year-old, besides pedophiles.

It’d be a very lonely few decades, and no amount of stock exchange billions are worth that for me.

I’m definitely taking the money now.

My mate made 15k the other day from investing in a shitcoin. Then he told us about all of the other shitcoins he invested in that went to zero.

Overall he does make a profit, but that’s with a lot of knowledge in the sector and a lot of understanding that you’re going to lose far more often than you win.

SOLAR FREAKING ROADWAYS

The job is only a few kms away, the boss just likes taking the scenic route

Exactly. Endgame is great in terms of fanservice, but IW is just a far more solid film