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Yoda: “Things, I hate”

How dare you make me feel my age!

I recommend going to a shelter and explaining your living situation. They care alot about finding the right homes for the animals and won’t pressure you into someone who isn’t right for your situation. Don’t go in expecting to adopt someone the first day, trust your heart but don’t rush anything. They all have their own personalities, don’t discount the shy ones they can become the most loving.

Outside of that, don’t declaw cats, don’t dock tail or ears, do have dew claws removed on dogs if the vet approves. Spay and nuetur.

Most importantly, just do your homework. This is a great place to start and I applaud you for asking. Find a vet near you, figure out costs, have what you need before your furbaby comes home.

I wish you the best!

Don’t forget to marinate it over night to really lock in the ram

Rex: “couldn’t put it down!” Spot: “Must Read!” Precious: “I really connected with the central theme. So true! Absolutely poetic take on the over squirlification of our neighborhoods. Those squirrels need to go back to where they came from!”

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Still remember staying up till midnight on new years watching my brother play, he said I could have a turn in the morning. I did not get that turn in the morning.

What shoes do wear the most?

Also would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?

Edit: added a question

My foreman would always say “Love my job” in a happy tone after anything bad happened on a job site. The happier the tone, the worse it was

That’s Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson to you! And he politely inquires if you can recognize the arouma of what he is currently sauteing?

Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar

Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted

Edit: Phat is 80s slang for ‘Pretty hot and tempting’

I have cried for Matt Pat four times this week. I feel like I’m losing a friend and it hurts. I know I’m not but it still hurts.

Fucking love this! So jealous! I have a pair of metal gauntlets and I feel this weird rush of confidence and power with them on, in a full suit I’d be unstoppable!