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I was always confused by how kcal and Calories are the same in the US, but apparently it’s the capital C that is the difference. Surely some marketing ploy from the past that stuck.

Wait, this exact one? Cause we have it and that could be interesting

He was focusing on the caboose

“There’s an armed man on the roof!”

“Sir, those are our snipers they’re for your safety.”

“No look, over there!”

“Sir I need to focus please go away.”

Caveat Emptor!

Have you had your apartment checked for carbon monoxide?

Ha!

Four wheels, a steering wheel, few windows and a some solar panels up top.

You also have to count thousands of penguins and sort about 25,000 letters.

If there ever was a job posting that should include what it pays, this is it.

They’re international!

This message brought to you by the guy that punches his wall.

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Honestly if you’re going to scam someone with the promise of cute kitten pictures, you could at least look up some pictures.

I would just like to point out that it’s not possible to be politically agnostic. Besides political stances or ideologies not being religions, everyone has some point of view on at least some issues, be they societal, financial, etc.

What does ‘residing abroad’ mean? In sounds like a bit of an oxymoron, how can you reside in a country you’re not in, right?

This sounds very facetious. It’s obvious they mean they moved from their home country and are residing abroad, relative to their home country.

More like NBA emblems

Probably an autocorrect from bulk buying

Did the front fall off?