The idea of someone just sobbing then you come up and yell “WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF YELLOW ON A RUBIKS CUBE!?!?” at them is so funny to me.
I think it’d probably work on me.

technically it’s correct twice a day if you use military time

except my grandma’s stove which has a broken handle and sensor so it just guesses if you’re going forward or backwards and will randomly increment by like 15. I got it within 20 minutes then gave up because using pliers on the mangled remains of a stove knob was really annoying.

weird flex but ok

my issue isn’t really with the brightness, it’s the height. Don’t get me wrong bright headlights are annoying as fuck, but a huge ass truck behind me with their headlights literally higher than my back window is insane.

and the computers they ARE given are so locked down to the point where the subject material is blocked and you can’t do the lesson the teacher has assigned for years before. Literally had that happen well over a dozen times in the last 3.5 years of hs

edit: just remembered the time someone got assigned to make a PowerPoint about boobytraps. Didn’t go well lol

on Voyager if you make the image smaller it moves more idk if this will work but I took a screenshot

HOOONK! HONK HONK!! HOOONK!!!

Yeah? Yeah? I can take you on! 👊

What else did you join?

why is the soda white?

I really hope in 20 years teachers will uses skibidi toilets running around the screen as the way to explain migration

ILL TAKE IT!! imagine the snuggles that thing could give you 🤩

you act like getting little kids to “trick or treat” sounds any less suspicious

what did you do??

behold, Perry the platypus, my PORNINATOR!