Are there really people who don’t know where the clitoris is, or is that just a meme?
Are there really people who don’t know where the clitoris is, or is that just a meme?
Will it shut down after the seven years, telling you that the software running on the TV is “no longer supported”?
English letters? Really? So basically no a-z, only Æ, Þ, Ƿ, Ð?
To my understanding, it has always only been usable with a subscription, so…
Is this like an… idiot tax?
Better prep the burn ward!
Are they wrong though? These are the geniuses that buy Trump-branded bibles they’ll never read.
You can almost hear it…
I known’nt what you mean.
A moon whale!
This looks like an AI was asked to design a house. All the basic elements are there, but nothing makes any sense.
We actually went to a local department store (Karstadt), where they had a few computers lined up for people to play around with. It was all really expensive and very very beige, as was the style at the time. So we went there to “try out” the computers until the store clerks would approach us, eyebrow raised, asking if we were intending to buy one. Yes Mister, I am 10, and I would like to buy this computer that is about 5000 times my weekly allowance! I used to visit a neighbour who lived in the same house who actually had a computer that was hooked up to a TV. He was developing a game for it, and I was his alpha tester. It was way cool. It was so long ago that I forgot what the game was really about, but I loved going there and playing it everytime he finished a new part of it. Later, my mother would buy an Atari Mega ST 1 with an SM124 screen and one of those break-your-wrist mouses they had at the time. She had to chase me away from that to get any work done. It wasn’t until 1993 that I would get my first own PC that I could use as much and as long as I wanted. Internet I got when I got a 14.4k modem. Dialed in to a BBS first, which only gave me usenet. Then later, the first internet provider opened in our town, and so I had ‘real’ internet. But damnit, did that shit cost money. Not the internet access itself, but the fees for the phone line, because we had to pay per minute even for local calls.
I’d say good times, but then I remember things like having to edit your startup files every time you wanted to play a different game, and how slow and horrible and expensive (not to mention beige) everything was.
Hm! What was there? Winplay3, mpg123 and…? Was there another before Winamp? Or are you talking about other formats than mp3?
Surely, you really mean C++ compiler errors for anything involving temples, yes? 5000 pages of errors because you misplaced a sign somewhere.
There is a quote I like by famous character actor and certified psychopath Klaus Kinski who once said to his audience (translation mine):
If only you were hot! Or if only you were cold! But you are lukewarm, and I spit on you!
It is incredible to me how some people think they make themselves look smart by wearing their willful ignorance like a crown.
Yes, they serve a double feature of rum and rosswurst.
Everybody is paying less then Americans do.
RANDOOOOOOOOOM!!11