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My parents didn’t smoke but that’s literally how I knew the babysitter was gone and my parents were home from a night out.

There’s a real time and place for every human being to eat the sloppiest sandwich ever made. And it’s fucking delicious. Every time.

Knockin’ me out with those American thighs

Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

Fuckin’ oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.

Making new frens every day

The Bert’s Gambit

This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.

And now I’ll think about it for years.

This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.

Hashtag producestrong

If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.

Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.

Yes. American Pie - Summer Edition. Just as warm, but a little bit wetter.

I’m terrified to see an AI rendering of what The David, 2 Girls, 1 Cup would look like.

Mine tried to hide in the cabinet above the sink. His guilty ass was displayed prominently on their website for years!

Fight you? You wouldn’t even try fighting back except during the playoffs, Kareem!

Looks pretty neat!

You got me back. Guess I have to concentrate on that now. Instead of The Game.

Currently yawning. And it made me think about losing The Game. You’re welcome.

Artificial Intelligence at this stage is Artificial Ignorance. It’s not ready to be unleashed onto anyone who blindly trusts anything they read.