Longest running meme in history

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The cellular-bananular phone changed my life. I still sing it to this day

Especially with Project 2025 (day one after the election of the next GOP candidate). The executive branch will no longer be controllable by the other two branches. Also, Schedule F will allow all “policy-related” government workers to be rescheduled as fireable employees, allowing the Prez to install loyalists throughout the entire government. It’s definitely time to freak the fuck out.

yes yes

all of them

Truth Social should be next

Redesign the spine for vertical use. Don’t put the eating and breathing tubes on either side of the same flap.

Dr. Blitz called Simulation Theory religion for tech bros and I can’t get it out of my head 😅

Honestly, AI trained on successful governance and social satisfaction would be a better president than what we have now. Then again, so would my cat.

humor is subjective

Fucking hilarious

Was gifted a lightly used Keurig machine. Partner started noticing little roaches everywhere in the kitchen. She was halfway through a cup of coffee when she opened the water reservoir and spotted a few floating in the water. I opened the machine and the machine was full of them.

Roaches can lay up to 32 eggs/week, and I think a roach mom had at least one good week in the Keurig.

Friend had said he didn’t want it because it was attracting roaches. He claims to not have known it was carrying them.

Sounds like ball lightning

TIL

Next time it happens try to predict what will happen in the next 30 seconds and say it out loud or write it down before it happens. If you can’t, it’s natural Deja Vu

Now now.

You glance at other markers too, but 66 fires a special, primed network.

I’ve had cats and dogs, and in my sample, cats have been better at navigating boundaries. Also, the beans. Also, the everything.

Still an odd accusation to me… How does that privilege say anything about ego, given that history probably won’t remember the renamers specifically?