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Being that it’s cards against humanity, I expected them to email a disapproving message to your mother.

Bob Dole needs an electric car, but I would also accept the head of Bob Dole riding a little saucer with a cool cape (as befitting the first emperor of the moon.)

My cat has like ten games that all involve hiding somewhere in the house he knows I will walk past, and ambushing me and biting me. And then running away.

He is not understimulated. He requires a minimum of 30 minutes of uninterrupted fetch a day, and frequently gets hours of it. He’s just an asshole. A hilarious asshole.

I have yet to put a hat on him but if I did he would absolutely deserve it. It would probably be a sombrero with the word “dickhead” written on it.

That’s why I’ll randomly put double sided tape on surfaces.

I made a dhampir in pathfinder based on several truths about me and one of them was that I abhor direct sunlight.

I enjoyed this immensely.

Terrible news. Looking permanently moist has been the hot makeup trend for a while now.

My cat loves to answer my questions with a gentle bite on the leg or knee or calf. But in his defense, he only does that if the questions happen while he’s sleeping or doing a social roll.

If he’s awake, my conversation is answered with SCREAM.

Huh. I have my own sayings for both of those scenarios. "The best way to be interesting is to be interested."

I should read this book.

Hey, I just did that a year ago this November 1st!

Man, am I glad I did. And man, was it so worth it.

Getting lonely, getting old

Man. Love Pink Floyd.

Tumble Drylo?

I wish to know more.

That’s how I would’ve done it. And I would’ve uses the skewer specifically because I could get it done in like 10 seconds and spend the next minute and a half getting it to stand long enough for the picture.

My mad cackle is glorious. The rest… can use some work.

I may need to watch this show.

That “hit the wall” stuff is always hilariously transparent. It’s a self-soothe. “She won’t be worth it in a few years anyway so you’re not missing out.”

I’m 38 and the wall where I stop getting unwanted attention sure never seems to come. Which is disappointing. I’m really looking forward to my crone era.

I’ve recently realized the very real and very understandable boundary that my cat had where he does not wish to be petted (and stimulated, and surprised) while sleeping, even if purring on my lap.

When I started respecting this boundary he started telling me when he wants pet time (by screaming at my face and occasionally, doing a social roll on my lap, which is insanely cute.)

To add to this, I’m shocked anyone actually believes these toggles do anything. Time and again these companies have proven that they merely “respect” your wishes and they’ll do whatever they want, then pay the slap-on-the-wrist fine later.

You and I have had very different experiences with LSD.

Wylde Flowers.

I romanced and married someone then there was a massive betrayal that took place. I was so upset and angry that I’d married this person two seasons ago and then they betrayed me!

Got a divorce and then couldn’t finish the game. It didn’t help I was so happy with my choice that I’d closed the door on every other romantic option. Lonely farm for me!