not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

Anything to declare?

Yeah. Don’t go to England.

My dad’s place still has a gigantic plasma TV from 2000 that takes up maybe 1/3rd of the room it’s in. Great picture, great sound. Completely impractical.

Fatty flour with lots of little burnt bits of meat, emulsified.

We’re the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We’re slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.

Addiction is a hell of a thing

Sure. And I used to be okay downloading my porn at 56kbps. Now I want my smut so hi-def that I can see the actors’ emotional scars. Peoples’ standards change as technology advances. If you want to be stuck in 2001, go right ahead, but that doesn’t mean everyone else has to be.

I really like this one for certain genres like Funk or RnB that are generally more energetic and spontaneous when performed live. Helps the recorded material feel a little more alive.

I worked cs for Dish Network and some days the downtime between calls wouldn’t even reach one second. Sometimes the system would glitch and give us two calls at once, that was fun

I, too, am 100% productive at all times. Even when I’m not on the clock.

Yeah nobody cares enough about those