Do super soft yoga in the morning.

When i tell people i do yoga every day before work, they think its MUCH HARDER than it is. I get up, drink a whole glass of water, and sit on my mat. If its cold, i use a space heater. I put on an easy yoga video on YouTube (i love Yoga with Adrienne) and i only do the floor parts lol.

I am in such better shape, i have more energy, I’ve lost weight, my posture & balance are better, and i can self-regulate my emotions a thousand times easier. I am so, so much happier with this simple lil 20mins starting my day.

Everytime i test a battery like this, my wife just shakes her head and reminds me that I’m definitely from Kentucky lol

No, its weird to me as an American too. Its not the fucking wild west here, very few people are catchin stray bullets in family cars lol thats not a real world concern, its security theatrics

Thats what im thinking- i rarely eat meat but how could i pass up ethical long pig? Im too curious

doesn’t have the mental fortitude to live in reality.

Perfectly said

The over engineering of the bumper cars was fantastic, i get high and can’t stop pausing my rewatch to talk about those cars every 30 seconds. Fucking awesome

Another employee says she refused Musk’s requests to have children with him several times, according to the Journal.

What. The. Fuck.

SEVERAL TIMES

Darknet Diaries is my favorite podcast, i even bought a shirt to support.

The episode on North Korea (#71) blew my mind.

My feelings about Gadget should have clued me into my queerness, smdh.

Its so obvious in hindsight

I always thought the taste of a hard head hit was like how some (latex?) paint smells? It is almost like a clean fish smell!

This makes some sense to me

Same boat! My company is in Cali, I’m in midwest. I cost less than a Cali hire, but i make decent money for my area.

The book ‘Picking Cotton’ is a hard read, but its nonfiction about a woman realizing she identified the wrong man for SA. Its excellent.

Note to self, future thrift project!

Yesssss! Maximalism is beautiful and thrift-friendly!

I saw that shit, did you see how hard that guy had to work that thing to keep it upright? Probably not the couch potato weekend toy people hope it is.

Totally an ad.

I’m a he/she/they, someone load my proper boot sequence please