Assassins with a plan would bring a fruit knife, peel an orange.

Belgian thick fresh cut twice fried fries and Belgian mayo, better than anything we Dutch serve in our snackbar

When they are Goblin, they ain’t a problim.

It’s a Dutch thing…“patatje mayo”.

Back in the day, a girlfriend of mine eating fries and mayo. She is a professor at Leuven University now, very smart mind, sweet and handsome…but you wouldn’t take her out to the snackbar because she would eat like a hungry pig.

I don’t have breakfast. I drink herb tea or sometimes coffee in the morning. I do make my wife an early lunch around 10:30 after she had her Teams meeting for work.

She likes omelets, I like to show off…

Whisk eggs with any hot sauce you prefer (I make my own fermentations but Sriracha works), herbs you like, salt and white or black pepper, throw the whisked eggs in a pan after heating oil on medium heat, sprinkle cheese and Parmisan for the msg flavor generously and put a tortilla on top of that as soon as possible. Press the tortilla gently so the egg mixture is distributed evenly. When you can turntable the eggs + tortilla around on your pan like a professional DJ, flip it to brown the Tortilla, then turn again for the egg to fluff up.

Anyway 17 Jan 2025, we are 25 years together so my advice, master Omelette du Tortilla.

*Christian stochastic terrorist claims Kamala Harris deployed “witchcraft” in Trump debate.

Janny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.

It wouldn’t be a problem if immigrants stopped eating the cats first. Cats eat the magpies, immigrants eat the catmagpies. Be patient…everyone likes pies.

Just like turkducken, where a Turk eats a boneless duck and then you….well, have a traditional American turksgiving. I have seen it on TV true story.

I dislike most of the factory processed meat mimickery if this is what I think it is. I’ll make you a taco with seitan and mushrooms or well seasoned tofu if you are a vegan and guest in my house.

On the positive side, at least you didn’t electrocute yourself trying to charge a phone.

Haha, yeah I stole that somewhat subconciously, Carlin is a brain muscle reflex when I hear religious people talk shit.

But he loves you™

So about that extension cord…

Lemons

Also: This guy “prevented” WW3, no shit.

Ah, I thought it might be someone opening a can of tuna.

Seems a bit distracted tho.

Meh, too much hard R in this timeline to be funny.

I also got to say he is a big cat, not fat but still over 7 kilo’s and he will be the first to greet you when you are invited for dinner here. Very vocal, likes to talk when we have a conversations in between silence. Likes to scream when hungry but also got the relaxed ‘hey bro’ talk when in need of pets.

I need to lift him on bed now because of artrose, got him on pain killer just to be sure, but his blood values are perfect so we hope we can have him in our home as long as he has quality of life. We got him on BARF.

I have friends getting into a cat because ours is a sweet heart but we advised them to think hard about it, I am a cat person…but I never met a cat as sweet as Mimo.

I am very happy you mentioned Turkish Vans as I never heard about them, and he might be some of that. Thank you.

I dislike most of it, everything but paying contactless, making calls or SMS. I have a 2020 SE because it is small but I want a tiny dumb phone, being able to store my bank card on it to pay anywhere, and phone or SMS someone. The rest to me is useless, I very dislike it when I am somewhere and everyone is on their phone (mostly with the volume on 10 too), I don’t even bring mine when I visit someone just to make a point how disrespectful it is when I am invited to your home and whipping out a smartphone.